Why dont u just buy the original DVD??

Thursday, December 24, 2009


For months, I've been trying to download the Terminator Salvation movie... I've watched it in the cinema once, but I couldn't get enough of the action scenes, so I decided to download and watch it in my laptop...

The first time I downloaded it, it turned out to be porn... The title was Terminator Salvation, but when I opened the file, I got to see blowjobs and some humping scenes (with a variety of positions and styles)... I was like, "Why would you want to name the porn video "Terminator Salvation"?? The fake role plays that come before the fucking have nothing to do with robots at all!!" ...

The second time I downloaded the movie, it turned out to be the movie Gran Torino... A really boring movie that I only watch for 10 minutes... and again, "If the movie is Gran Torino, why would you name the file Terminator Salvation!??"

Third time, it was another porn... The porn stars were ugly... Yes, I did watch it...

Then, finally, it was the right movie... but the quality was depressing... Totally blur and the video kept shaking... So, I delete the file after 5 minutes...

Next, a lesbian porn... the porn stars were ugly too...

I did think of just buying the pirated DVDs in Ocean... but I cant stand blurry pictures and unclear sound... So, I kept on the effort of downloading it... Original DVDs? Far too expensive... I'm not rich...

I dont know how many times I tried, but finally today, I successfully downloaded the right movie... It was satisfying to see John Connor kicked some robot ass... :-P


Cant wait for the sequel...


It's funny how I didnt have any problem downloading other movies like Law Abiding Citizen, Anti-Christ and The Ugly Truth... What's up with Terminator and porn?

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