Teachers' Word

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Teachers' words that I can still RemeMber:

Form 1 English teacher -
"English is crazy!! Plural use 'are'... but then why must we use 'am' for 'I'? and why 'You are...' not 'You is'?"

Form 4 Chemistry teacher -
"Pami, badan slow takpe, tapi otak jangan slow..."
"Menatangkejadah apa ini?"

Form 5 Physics teacher -
"Kalau 2 - 3 tahun lepas ni aku nampak korang 'Aww' sini... 'Aww' sana... Aku tumbuk sampai lebam..."

Form 5 Add Math teacher -
"Korang ni memang kena ajar cara lembut... Kalau aku tampar, terajang korang pun, makin menjadi - jadi la perangai korang... Dah memang teruk sangat..."

Form 3 History teacher / Discipline teacher -
"Panjang rambut kau ni... Dari luar kelas lagi aku nampak... Tapi, kau buat muka kesian camni... aku tak sampai hati nak denda..."

Standard 4 Science teacher / Class teacher -
"Kau ni Pami, jaga kedai 24 jam... Matematik tak pandai2... Teruk!"


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