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March 4, 2011

Hairy Thoughts


Sometimes, when I look in the mirror, I wish that my hair is made of fire... Like really made of fire and flames... Then I wont have to bother styling it every morning before work or every time I'm going out... Gosh, I'm so lazy... I'm such a guy... Well, my hair now is kinda stubborn... When I try to part it sideways to the left, some strands will go the other way... So most of the time, I'll just leave it messy... 

I think it would be cool if I had fiery hair... Then I wouldn't have to worry about darkness... Haha, I would literally be the human torch...



...and, if I'm angry, I'll burn the ceiling down!


I'll be bringing the roof down... It's gonna be like an erection... I mean, eruption... As in, volcano eruption... Shishh, u're so dirty minded...

Hey, people would call me hot-headed... Hehe...

I'll be able to barbecue a chicken while on a go...


Hehe... I'll be the shorty who's fire burnin' on the dance floor...
and if I do a head-spin, I'll be burning the dance floor...



My friends who smoke cigarette won't be needing a lighter if I'm around...


But I'll be having problem sleeping... It's gonna be too bright for me to sleep...
So, I'll have to cover my eyes with something...

I'll also be needing fire resistant pillows, mattress, sheets, and blanket... Those must cost millions...
I would make a fire extinguisher my bolster...

Heck, how am I suppose to take a bath?
I'll be bald if I shower my head with water... I cant even use shampoo...

On the bright side, I wont be having dandruff... and lice...

If there's a fire, people would be blaming me even though a short circuit cause it...

Eh, I wont be able to go to the cinemas! Nooo!!!

Dang, even though it would be cool, but it seems that having a fiery head would be such a hassle...
I dont want it anymore...

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