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May 31, 2010

Demotivational Posters

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May 30, 2010

Thinking about how we are able to think

When we move our body parts, do we think about moving it or it just moves without us thinking? I always wonder about that... It's amazing how our body works... Without having us to think hard, they just work as if they have minds of their own... following orders from the center command, the brain... 
 
For instance, when I'm typing this entry, my fingers automatically press on the right keys and buttons in a flash... I just think of what to write and the fingers always do the magic... Click click click and the words come out... Isnt that awesome?

For me, the most amazing body part is the brain... We can explain how hard drives store files and memories... But can we really explain how a brain can help us recall so many things? How does thinking work? How do we think? Those are questions that can make me go crazy if I think about it too often...

God is great to be able to create such complex organic mechanism... 


May 28, 2010

Free hugs

Simple hugs made my day...

I was walking home from work at around 10 pm when I saw a small group of foreigners (probably Americans) standing around near the bridge of Sungai Melaka (near the red buildings and Jonker Street)... They were holding cardboards with "Free Hugs" written of them...

At first, I was like, "What the hell??"... and just walked away... but after about 2 meters, I stopped... My body tingled and it told me that I really could use a warm hug today after being so tired for working... besides, when was the last time I had a hug? I asked myself... Then, I remembered my mum... and how I miss the way she always hugs me... 

So, What the hell... Why not?

I headed back to them... "Free hugs?" I asked...

"Yeah, it's free!!", a woman suddenly came in front of me...

"So, I can just hug anyone?"

"Haha, apparently, u can hug anyone in this world..."

I went forward and she hugged me... a nice warm hug... Dont worry, the boobs were not big...

As I let go, a tall guy then came to me and "Why dont u hug me too??"

"Yeah, why not..." and we hugged... it was a manly hug...  his body was quite muscular, I was sure that a girl  (or gay) would fall in love with him...

and damn I felt better... I kept smiling until I reached home... but of course, after the hug, I checked for my wallets and handphones...

:-P


Pengkidding around...

After one month working at Mahkota Parade's FOS, I observed that...

Most pengkids are shorter (or smaller) than their girlfriends...

Most pengkids have spiky hair, and wear polo shirts and men shorts...

Remember, this is solely based on my observation... I'm not stereotyping here...

Well, actually I dont mind if u wanna be lesbians... But I do mind if u choose crappy mates... (I have to say 'mates' because I'm not sure whether I should use 'girlfriends' or 'boyfriends')... At least choose someone who can match ur beauty... (or at least ur height)

Yeah, maybe he (or should I just use 'she'??) understands u the most...
and yeah, maybe he (maybe I should just put 'he/she'...) knows how to treat u best...
but is he (or she) someone that u can really brag about??
is he someone that u can proudly introduce to ur friends?? (introducing to ur parents would be a death wish...)

Dah la tak hensem (cantik pun tak)... Kepoh plak tu... Relax la bro... err... I mean sis...

I'm not going against pengkids here (being sopan...)... I'm going against annoying pengkids... I dont mind if u're a pengkid... just dont be annoying...

Be cool... Like Ip Man
Though Ip Man was not a pengkid...

Woohoooo!!~ :-D


Cried watching Ip Man 2

Many weeks ago, after hearing nothing but good comments on Ip Man 2 (ada yang tengok sampai 5 kali...), I decided to watch that movie instead of the anticipated Iron Man 2 and The Losers... I dunno why but as soon as I entered the hall, my heart pounded faster than usual... as if the movie could effect my whole life at any way... 



and the pounding didnt stop until the end of the movie... I was like, "Kenapa berdebar-debar ni?? WTH?"

But I have to say, Ip Man 2 was a great Kung Fu movie... All Kung Fu movie lovers should watch it... Great action and moves... I love the fighting on the round table scene... My heart pounded the fastest during that part... 

Yeah, the movie made me cried... Shit, I was so emotional... The part that made me all teary was when Ip Man's first pupil came to his house and apologize for causing ruckus and giving Ip Man a hard time... Maybe it's a guy thing... I dont know...

The ending was satisfying for me... I felt satisfied when Ip Man punched the boxer's nose multiple times... "Puas hati aku!!", I yelled inside...

Though, the movie was indeed exaggerated... Well, whatever... Reality sucks anyway... We need to add  some spices to make things great... am I right??

One thing that I hate is the people sitting next to me in the cinema... Come on la... Do u have to comment about the scenes during watching?? It's a fucking cinema, not literature class...




Then, a few days ago, Alief belanja me Shrek 4!! Thank u Alief... Well, the movie was not bad... not that impressive either... entertaining though...



I still think that How to Train Your Dragon was the best animation movie so far... and the most entertaining was Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs...

What do u think??


May 26, 2010

The great white sharks of space

Thanks to the movie Armageddon, most of us think that the most possible thing that can bring the end upon earth is a giant asteroid... 
Nahh, an asteroid's path can be altered by shooting massive missiles at it... We can even destroy it with nuclear... Rather than using those mass destruction weapons on each other, it will be better if we use it to defend earth...

However, there's one thing that cannot be destroyed by explosion... and it's path surely cannot be altered... and that thing is the BLACK HOLE...

Did u know that black holes literally eat suns... Uhuh, they feed on everything...



The image above is an artist illustration of a black hole sucking on a sun... Once a sun (or star) falls into it's gravitational field, the sun is doomed... The black hole will drag the sun to follow it's path... If the sun gets close enough, the gravitational pull will shatter it into small pieces... Hell, if the sun doesnt stand a chance, our puny earth is like a plankton being sucked into the mouth of a black whale... 

If you watch the latest Star Trek, u can imagine how a planet shatters once being suck in by a hole...

Being black (or dark), Black Holes are extremely hard to locate... It's like searching for a black pin in the dark... They are only visible to the eye when they are feeding a star... As a hole suck on the mass of a star, a giant orange line will be visible (the horizontal line in the picture above)... 

There are estimated billions of black holes drifting in space...

Owh, and at the center of most galaxies, there are supermassive black holes... which are hundred times larger than the normal ones...



Who knows, maybe our solar system is slowly drifting into the supermassive...



WHAT IS A BLACK HOLE? Wikipedia can answer it for you... Click here



Hide... or be found

Breathing heavily, I tried to keep myself hidden from the sight of Kamarul by leaning closely to three banana trees at Makcik Sally's backyard... I learned from National Geographic that animals managed to hide themselves from predators by blending in with the colors of their surrounding, so I wore a green shirt to match the color of the banana trees... The heavy breath I let out from my mouth and nose blew away two red ants that was crawling on the trunk... I hoped those ants wouldnt bring reinforcements to take revenge on me...

Shit, there's Kamarul!! I pressed my body closer to the tree and stood still... I could see that Kamarul had caught all of my comrades and was now looking for me... He would not catch me because I'm perfectly blended in with this tree, I thought to myself... As Kamarul approached closer and closer to the spot I was hiding, my heart pounded... 

Closer... closer... closer...

Suddenly, my feet felt wet... OWH MY GOD!! Slugs!! Snails!! Creeping on my legs!! 

"Ark!!", I let out a short cry... 

"Hahh!!! Jumpa pun kau!!"

Damn slugs... damn snails... I could have won that hide-and-seek game...



Anyway, that happened a long time ago... Yeah, when I was a kid... Owh, I miss my childhood... Hide and seek was my favorite game because I was damn good in hiding myself... I guess my Ninja ability was developed during that time... 


I remember the time when my friends couldn't find me after seeking for more than half an hour... While he was still searching, I got bored of hiding and went back home instead... He found me later at my house as he was about to tell my dad that I was missing... Urmm...Yeah, he was kinda pissed....


After that, the kids in the neighborhood came up with new rules for hide-and-seek... You cannot hide inside your house... and the game can only be played within a specific area only... if you hide outside the area decided, you will be disqualified and never be allowed to participate in hide-and-seek ever again...


Haha... :-D



May 2, 2010

The Experiment...

"Shit... Maybe this isn't a good idea after all..." she thought to herself while trying so hard to stay beneath the water surface of the swimming pool she jumped into earlier... She still had her Jimmy Choo gladiator high heels on and those damn fabulous shoes she bought especially for the bold experiment she planned for tonight were definitely inappropriate for swimming... and swimming was not a part of her plan... 

"Owh no! I need air!!"

She tried to swim to the surface... but gradually... She didnt want to splash to much water and make the wife notice that there's actually a naked woman in her own pool... Yeah, Bella was naked... inside the pool... well, not completely naked because she still had her heels on... 

The heels were making it hard for her to surface but her hips were strong, thanks to the swimming practice she'd been doing every week, so she managed to at least stuck out her face out of the water and gasp for air before letting herself sank again to the bottom of the pool... 

"How much longer should I be in this pool?? This is effin' ridiculous!" 

It was midnight and the water was freezing cold... 

"Yeah, this is definitely not a great idea... I can die in here..."

Bella swam again to the surface, trying so hard to stay afloat and after she checked the surroundings of the pool and confirmed that there was no one around, she struggled to get out of the water... As she successful paddled herself to the side of the pool, with her shivering hands, she pulled herself out of the cold water...

"Damn it... Damn it all... I need to ge get gett outta he he here..." She was shivering so hard, she even stuttered in her thoughts... She regretted jumping into the damn pool... "I should've climbed the fe fe fence and ge ge get the hell out here in the first place... Damn experi..ri..ri..ment..."

She recalled how she full heartedly she prepared herself for the experiment... This morning, she woke up at six and started doing manicure and pedicure... Then, she curled up her hair and shaved her armpits, legs and... ehem... hmm... you get the clue... After that, she went out at 2 pm to the nearest mall and bought herself a smokin' hot red dress, the one with the shortest skirt and revealed half of a woman's breast... and not to mention, she also bought the heels... Killer heels from Jimmy Choo!! She was definitely not herself today... 

The sight of a her red dress lying of a white chair beside the pool brought her back to present time... She wouldn't be walking home naked tonight... "Luckily he didnt undress me inside the bungalow... that perverted old man..."





to be continued...


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