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June 3, 2010

North Korea


Did you know that North Korea has the world's 4th largest army? Yeah, at about 1.1 Million active soldiers... China has the largest army with 2,255,000 soldiers, US is at second place with 1,473,900 soldiers and the third world largest army falls to India!! with 1,414,000 soldiers!! Malaysia?? Urmm... 110, 000 active soldiers... Not bad huh? 

It is estimated that N Korea has 5000 tons of biological and chemical weapon...

and also 10 nuclear weapons... Yeah, only 10... While Russia has 12000 nukes!! and US has 9400!!

Hmm... What's crazy in N Korea? Citizens have the right to vote at age 17... but there's only one party to vote for... What's the point???

The state runs re-education camps to hold as many as 50,000 political prisoners guilty of crimes...

Public executions take place at stadiums in front of thousands of spectators... You may be executed for making an international phone call and hoarding food... around 700,000 to 3,500,000 people have been executed by North Korean government... Damn...

No freedom of religion!! you can be executed distributing bibles...

No freedom of press!! mass media is for distributing the government's propaganda...

No freedom at all!! Oil and fuel are reserved only for the political elites...

Kim Jong-Il is like God in North Korea... worst than Ayah Pin... He was born in the Soviet Union on Feb 16, 1941... He's actually not the official president of the country... His dead father declared him as the "ETERNAL PRESIDENT" before he died... 



Urmm... his official biography says he was born on sacred Baektul Mountain under a double rainbow... (What fantasy he has...) and he doesnt defecate or urinate like normal people... (Which is kinda insane) For his first golf game, official reports say he got 11 holes in one and 38 under par... (He should go pro...) 

He planned to solve hunger in North Korea by breeding giant rabbits... (I wonder how that turns out...)

He was once the world's single largest buyer of Hennessy, importing $700,000 worth per year... Hehe... workers inspect every grain of rice he eats to ensure exact size and color... 



He injects himself with blood of virgins to stay young... (again, I wonder how that turns out... North Korean Edward Cullen huh?)

Citizens are told he and his father created the world and control the weather... Krik krik krik...

At 5'3", he hates being short so much, he sends all short people in Pyongyang to an uninhabited islands so their shortness wouldnt infect future generations...



So, for World Cup 2010, are we rooting for North Korea or not?? Yeah!! North Korea DPR is in the same group with Brazil, Ivory Coast and Portugal!! Yeah!! Good luck...





1 comments:

Audrey said...

Goodness, he's insane. -.-

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