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February 28, 2009

mmmmphhh...

I dont know whether it's my ego or my shyness
but most of the time I just wont open my mouth...


I was looking after the grocery store one night and a regular costumer came in...
He has been coming to my store for ages but still, I never ever intended to learn about his name...
So, I'll just call him Shamshul (bukan name sebenar)...

[Mood: Bored]

Shamshul: Mi! Minyak motor seringgit!

Me: (Nodded while trying my best to listen to "I Dont CAre" song by Fall Out Boy)

Shamshul: (Took the oil and filled it into his motorcycle tank) (After that, he headed straight to the counter) Woaaa... Mi, dengar lagu orang putih! Kau faham ke?

Me: (Nodded with a sinical smile)

Shamshul: Hebat kau... Mentang2 nak jadi cikgu bahasa Inggeris... Dia cakap apa tu Mi?

Me: (Shrugged my shoulders)

Shamshul: Aik? Tadi cakap faham... Camni la kau... Sombong... Takpe Takpe... (Opened the fridge and unwrapped an ice-cream...)

Me: (Got up and changed the CD... "The Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance)

Shamshul: Hmmphh... Bapak imam... Anak dengar lagu setan...

Me: (Whatever...)

Shamshul: Allahuakbar... Sikit pun aku tak boleh tangkap dia nyanyi apa... Wargghh sini... Warght sana...

Me: (fine... I'll turn it off... Cant a growing teenager find a little peace here?)

Shamshul: Nah... Duit minyak dengan ais krim...

Me: Terima kasih...

Shamshul: Haa... Dengar pun suara... Susah betul nak dengar suara kau... Suara mahal nih...

Me: Heee (Smiled sinically)

Shamshul: Mi... Minyak dalam bahasa Inggeris apa?

Me: (Can u hear the crickets singing?)

Shamshul: Mi... Cepat la... Aku nak tahu ni...

Me: (Lalala~)

Shamshul: Ala... Camni la kau... Cepat la... Aku nak belajar ni... Cakap nak jadi cikgu...

Me: (I Dont Care what u think about~~ Me~)

Shamshul: 'Oil' kan? ke 'Diesel'?

Me: (Hmm... Correct... but Diesel can also be clothing brand...)

Shamshul: Kalau minyak masak? 'Cook Oil'?

Me: (Hahahahaha)

Shamshul: Kedekut ilmu la kau ni...

Me: (Ouchh...)

Shamshul: Takpe la... Aku gi dulu la... Assalammualaikum... Tak jawab berdosa!

Me: Waalaikummusalam...

Shamshul: (Vroommm!!)



It is not that I didnt want to speak...
But there's an inner force seemed to be holding me down

I dont think it's my ego...
Maybe it depends on my mood
or my feelings towards the people I'm having conversation with...

Entah le...




p/s:- Lately people keep saying that I'm improving... dah banyak cakap... Am I?




Lalala~

:-)

February 27, 2009

What the?

Such demandiNg tone...



me

irritated









Baek~


Dik... Kerepek dik...

Okey~ Berapa ringgit?

RM2 dik...

Nak...

Pelajar UiTM eh?

Ha'ah... Tu bangunan dia tu...

Tau... Pakcik pun selalu ke sana jual kerepek...

Owh...

Duduk hostel?

Tak, duduk rumah sewa...

Owh... Rumah sewa kat mana tu?

Kat Kubu... Sana, kat stadium

Sewanya berapa?

RM400

RM400... Berapa orang duduk?

5

5 ya... Awak ni asal mana? Kuala Lumpur?

Tak la... Terengganu...

Owh... Terengganu... Jauh ya, datang belajar... Duit dapat mana? Elaun?

Tak... Duit pinjaman PTPTN

Hmm... Elok la tu... Ni pakcik nak pesan, duduk satu rumah, jangan curi duit kawan... Walaupun miskin sekalipun, jangan ambil duit kawan... Tak baik... Kita kawan ni kena jaga... Nanti kalau susah ke, sakit ke, kawan2 jugak yang tolong jaga... Mak bapak jauh...

Baek pakcik~

Masak tak kat rumah?

Tak... tak reti

Aduiii... Apa la tak reti masak~ Masak le... Pakcik pun balik rumah masak sendiri tau... Senang je... Paling kurang pun masak maggi...

Hehe... Takde gas la...

Berpakat la... 5 orang beli gas, barang dapur, sayur... Jimat pun jimat...

Baek~

Ingat, jangan ambil duit kawan... Kalau boleh, jangan mintak kawan belanja... Kalau dia offer baru ambil... Usaha dulu cari duit... Kalau tak dapat jugak, baru la mintak kawan tolong...

Baek~

Haa... Nah kerepek ni...

Berapa ringgit tadi?

RM2

Owait~ Terima kasih pakcik...





...




Daisy~


Gave my girl these
because she's been down lately
thought it would cheer her up
and it did


:-)

Lalala~




February 21, 2009

The Punisher : War Zone


Just now I've watched Punisher: War Zone with Alief
at first, when Alief said that we're gonna watch this movie
I was quite reluctant
coz the first movie was a totally let down
sucked...

but watching the trailer
damn...
eye got stabbed with a chair
knife into the skull
slash here
bang bang there

If u have read my previous entries
you sure would have guess what I am anticipating in an action movie

VIOLENCE!!!

So, I got interested and gave it a go


I was impress
What a cool movie


ada satu scene ni
ada sorang mamat tengah main lompat2 bangunan
tiba tiba muncul satu roket
menghancurkan beliau
di udara

agak terkesima jugak aku dibuatnya...



but...............!!!!!
what hurts the most
is to see an 18PL movie
being cut and sencored!!

Bapak banyak dia potong!
buat apa dia buat 18PL kalau
perkataan Fuck, Shit ass, Ass hole
dibuang??!!

What the hecccckkkk??
I kept saying that during the movie...
aksi pecah pecah kepala pun tak tunjuk

aku nak tengok aksi kerusi masuk mata
tapi tak leh coz dah kena potong...

damn...



Paling suka bila Punisher nak 'mercy kill' kawan dia
and the friend said
"See you in hell..."

Punisher replied macholy

"If I see u near hell,
I'll kick u out of there..."

BANG!!









:-)



Besides that,
I've just watched the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen trailer
it will be a total war

new robots
more explosions
destruction
action...




p/s: why am I like this lately?
hmm...





February 20, 2009

Icky White Stuff...


While it takes me only seconds to finish up Subaidah's iced Milo
It took me forever to finish up this small packet of full cream milk

Tak sedap...
Apa yang sedapnya?
Takde rasa pun...


Yuk...
Yek...


I remember how wasteful it is for my kindergarten teachers
to give me tons and tons of milk powder for free
coz I never drink a single dust of it...
My just threw it away...


Maybe that's why I'm not that tall


Hmmm...



and never ever give my girl milk
or any dairy products
they are like poison for her
she's allergic


So, in order to replace milk
she drinks Soy Milk instead

it can be considered as an alternative
for milk
coz it contains rich protein, vitamins A, B1, B2, and all sorts of other minerals making it as equally good and nutritious as milk

most important is
it tastes good
way better than milk


But...
Soy milk is known to contain a high level of isoflavones
which is something kinda similar to the hormone estrogen

So, it is said that
if guys drink it,
they will got themselves
a nice pair of boobs
Shing~ Shing~ (sound of boobs flashing)

Damn...

But Guys...
its okey to drink if you're planning on getting a night time job
at somewhere near to Ocean a.k.a Plaza Hang Tuah

:-P




February 19, 2009

X Men Origin : Wolverine

Just now, I opened Yahoo! to check my mails
and I saw the highlight : "The Truth About Wolverine"


I got excited

coz I've seen the trailer for the upcoming movie
X Men Origin : Wolverine
in Metacafe before and it looks great...


Hugh Jackman is totally awesome

I got excited more knowing my favorite X Men character
will finally be revealed



GAMBIT!!



acted by Taylor Kitsch from "Friday Night Lights"






Cant wait for the movie to come out...

I am also excited bout this...


G.I Joe : Rise of Cobra

Cool effects!!
Explosive actions!!

Muahahaha (going crazy)



:-)



Women and Dresses and Shoes and Bags

It has been almost a year my girl and I got together
and during that time I have grown
to adore girls and the way they dress themselves...


So colourful and cute...

Almost all of their accessories can be considered that way


the 1st time I saw these wedges at Voir
I said to myself
"I want my girl to be wearing these..."


Strange and weird looking
but attractive
-their bags

momoe bag bought in KL


The dresses, skirts, tank tops, jeans, etc
Cute, elegant, beautiful, sexy
They can be all of the above


Ribbons
Laces
Buttons



Anything can do
They can make them work...


Amazing...


:-)

February 16, 2009

Cuba Teka~


Ini GamBar apa?
What Picture is This?


(Jangan berfikiran Lucah...)


:-)






February 15, 2009

Balcony Moments~

"This innocence is brilliant~ I hope that it will stay~
This Moment is perfect~ Please dont go away~
I need you now~ and I'll hold on to it,
please dont let it pass you by~"

Avril Lavigne _ Innocence




How sometimes I wish I can go back to my innocence
Where money wont matter
Style dont matter
Weigh and appearance wont matter at all


What matters are just enough time to play
Enough food to eat (vegetables and milk are not included)
Enough TV

Everybody's feeling can go to hell
Everybody's thoughts about me can go down the toilet

I can live in my own world...


Sigh~ How relaxing it will be
Sigh~ How pleasant it will be


But I cant go back now~
Even if I can invent a clock ticking backwards
Time wont come back to me
and all I've lost
Shall be lost forever~


Therefore I must adapt
I shall be a friend - coz friends are important, to keep you sane and lively and well supported
I shall be a lover - and spread love to gain love back
I shall be responsible - as many will be depending on me
I shall be a worker - to gain respect and money for a living
I shall be a hypocrite - and please everybody even if I dont want to coz I need to
I shall be this
I shall be that


Adapt I will...
Adapt I will...

Then I'll be happy
though not fully...


:-)

Lalala~



February 10, 2009

Red boots~

After so long, these boys finally opened my heart to buy something in relation to sports...

I've bought the TESL football team jersey... So I thought, instead of playing football with my All AMerica or Vans, why dont I grab a pair of cheap boots... It will somehow complete the package...

So, I headed to Mahkota Parade with my girl for the search of my very own sports shoes...

at First, I aimed for something below RM100... Found it! But none of them suited me... I mean in terms of size, not style... :-P

So, Dataran Pahlawan was next to conquer...

I was thinking of Al-Ikhsan but one shop caught my eyes... (because it was displaying Alvin's dream Mecurial...) Danny's, just beside DP's entrance...

Wahh... Cantik la boot ni... Ada yang kaler biru kehijauan dan kaler oren... Tapi Alvin nak beli yang oren... Hmmm... Amek yang biru kehijauan je la... Urmm... kasut ni berapa ringgit?

RM 230 (the tauke said it with a smile... a Datin's smile... you know, the kind of smile that's... urmm... I dont know how to explain the smile... But I think it's a Datin's smile...)

Paling kurang berapa?

Hmm... Saya boleh kasi u RM199...

RM199? (I made the "I'm interested look"...) (tapi... Alvin sangat mengidam Mecurial... nanti dia jeles kalau aku beli... Hmmm...)
Tapi... Kat Ocean hari tu, saya boleh dapat dalam RM115...

Kat Ocean ya? Kedai mana?

Kedai u jugak... Danny's

Owh... Berapa tadi?

RM115

Owh... Siapa yang jaga masa tu? Perempuan ya?

Ha'ah... Yang badan besar besar sikit...

Badan besar besar ya? Besar mana?

Besar... Besar la! Tapi takde la besar mana...

Besar ni ka? Besar gajah? Hahaha... wa gurau saja ma... RM115 ya... Tak boleh la... Paling kurang saya boleh kasi RM199 sebab ini yang latest punya Mecurial... Yang model lama saya boleh kasi dalam RM120... Warna merah...

Warna merah? :-) (Heheheee... memang obvious la aku fan Manchester United kalau pakai merah...) Nak tengok...

U pakai saiz apa ya?

Saiz 8... 9... nak try yang 9 la...

9?? Manyak besar u punya kaki... Badan macam u saya rasa saiz 7 saja...

9 kot... kasut Vans ni saiz 9

(my girl) camne kasut u boleh kejap 9... kejap 8? u bukan pakai saiz 8 ke?

Ntah... kasut Vans ni saiz 9

Owh... Okey~

Nah... Kasi try

Cantiknya B :-)

Heee... :-) besar... Nak try 7 la...

Okey

Nak makan kat mana nanti?

Tak tau...

Nak makan apa?

Ntah la...

Makan di mana~ Makan di mana~ Kedai makan shop~

Nah... u kasi try...

Thank u... hmmm... muat... Best best :-)

Best ya... Urmm... Itu kedai kat Ocean tu, perempuan yang jaga ya? Besar Besar?

Ha'ah...

Ada 2 perempuan?

ye... SAtu besar, satu kecik sikit...

Owh... Yang layan u mana satu?

Yang kecik sikit...

Yang sorang lagi buat apa?

Tengok tv...

Tengok tv ya? RAmbut lurus lurus?

Yup... (Looks like she's evaluating her workers... Maybe someone will be fired because of me...)

Tauke ada tak?

Tauke? Lelaki ya? Ada...

Dia buat apa?

Dia deal ngan kitorang pasal jersi... dia tolong promote la...

Owh... Hee :-)

I amek yang ni la...

Try mintak RM100 leh tak...

Ha? Apa?

Takde pape la...

........ RM120 ya? RM100 tak boleh?

RM100? Urmm... Boleh la... :-)

Betul ke muat ni? Nanti nak pakai stokin... Stokin bola tebal... TEngok, nak masukkan jari pun tak leh...

Boleh la... Kalau pakai stokin muat kan?

Muat... Sure muat... Mula2 memang dia akan ketat sikit...

:-)

(another costumer asking) yang ni saiz 8 setengah takde? (he was also holding a Mecurial... but it's black and blue...)

Cantiknya... Hitam... :-) Hehee...

:-) ...

Yang tadi tu ada tak yang saiz 7?

Yang tadi? Yang mana?

Yang warna hitam...

Owh... ada... ada...

Nak tengok...

Kejap ya...

U lapar eh?

Kenapa?

Nak makan kat mana?

Tak tau la... Makan apa je kat DP ni?

Nah...

Hmm... Cantik jugak... Yang mana lagi cantik?

Ntah... :-)

Yang hitam kot... Yang merah cam obvious sangat la...

I rasa yang merah kot...

Merah? Hmmm... yang hitam ni ada yang baru tak?

Aiyoo... ini la yang baru... :-) u amek yang merah la... merah yang lagi latest...

Merah... Hitam... Merah... Hi... SAya ambik yang merah la...

Yang ni ya? Okey~

:-) Sebenarnya u memang nak yang merah kan? kan?

Hehee :-D


Tadda~ Dah dirasmikan di Lendu...


Beli hari Sabtu... Dirasmikan di Lendu pada petang Ahad... Terima kasih kepada Bob yang sudi mengangkut saya, Pali dan Alvin ke sana... The training went well... Aku main agak merapu sikit la... Ada lecturer 2 orang main sama, Mr. Reza and Mr. Naza... Tapi semua orang main dengan penuh emosi (according to Mr. Reza... most probably sebab semua dah penat coz dah main bola tampar pagi tadi...) Mr. Reza injured... Sape ntah tackle... ...aku kot... Ntah, it happened too fast... Tapi aku rasa aku yang tackle... Lalala~ Orang lain kot...


:-)



February 6, 2009

Al - Fatihah

My deepest condolence to Linda for her lost...

May Allah bless her daddy's soul...

Amin...



Be Strong Linda


February 5, 2009

Quote~


"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

- Albert Einstien

February 4, 2009

Annoyance~


Have you ever went to one store and then a sales girl came and made you wanna bang her head to wall?



I was kinda bored, so I went to Hang Tuah Mall a.k.a Ocean just for the sake of doing something... I went to this shoe store where a Converse attracted me to pick it up and admire its uniqueness... As soon as I touched the beautiful Converse...

"Bang, nak cari kasut camne? Owh, ni Converse original bang... Kita boleh bagi ten percent off... Kalau abang nak, try dulu la..."

"Takpe la... Nak tengok2 je..."

"Cantik ni bang... Murah pun murah... abang tak leh jumpa dah kasut ni kat mana2 tempat kat Melaka ni sebab Converse, Vans semua kitorang yang conquer..."

"Nak tengok2 je... Taknak beli pun..."

"Abang try la dulu... Abang pakai saiz apa?"

My interest for the Converse faded... So, I walked to another rack...

"Haa... bang, ni cantik... Limited edition ni... Ada 3 colour... Hijau, merah dan hitam je... Harga kita boleh kurang lagi... Saya boleh tanya bos kalau abang minat..."

Totally ignoring her... was about to pick up another cool COnverse...

"Abang minat high cut ke, low cut?"

I would like your tounge to be cut...

"Takpe la, nak tengok kat atas pulak..."

"Kat atas pun sama je... Kedai kitorang jugak... Tapi selection kat sini lagi banyak sebab store kitorang kat sini..."

"Takpe la..."

"Betul bang, kat atas pun sama je... Kedai kitorang je yang jual Converse... Kat Mahkota pun kedai kitorang jugak..."

Heading for the entrance

"Kasut tadi abang nak tak ni? Boleh letak deposit dulu, kalau tak, habis nanti..."

I was out... Finally, I could peacefully think... Her words were like blades slicing up my brains...



An ideal sales girl for me would be the one who stands far enough to avoid from causing annoyance yet close enough for her to notice you when you need some help and want to acquire something...



:-)


February 2, 2009

Ultragirl


my girlfriend is Ultragirl...


I'm not a fanatic or something but I always want to make my own Ultraman movie...

It would not be like the typical Ultraman series that u watch on TV3 but I wanna make it something like Transformers The Movie; fast-paced, a lot of destruction, cool effects...

There will not be plastic monsters destroying paper buildings...
But computer generated real monsters eating raw human flesh... (18SX)
Real battle jets with torpedos... Owh... Nuclear bombs also...

A single Ultraman stands against a battalion of alien monsters...
In the middle of a city (New York... or Tokyo perhaps)
Furious Battle... I got the choreography of every battle scene in my head...

The most anticipated thing about my movie is I would reveal the real looks of Ultraman. The mask will crack during his battle with the monster boss where the jaw area will be exposed... and I wont make Ultraman a handsome guy... his an alien for god's sake...


Sequal: The new generations of Ultraman go against the humans because the humans have wasted their effort of protecting earth by polluting it with Nuclear radiation...


this movie is not bad... but a little slow though... I'm craving for more action and destruction...




:-)




February 1, 2009

Obsession? Collection? II



Blame my big brother for dragging me into this obssession towards the world of Comic books and Mangas...
At the age of 7, as soon as I could read, I started reading my Bro's Dragon Ball collection...
Being a child, of course I would be fascinated by the death blow of Kamehameha and the stages of Super Saiya transformations...


Then, my bro shifted his interest from Dragon Ball to Hong Kong comics (translated into Bahasa Malaysia of course) and so I was introduced to the world of over-exaggerated kung fu and Chinese martial arts... Not to mention also the great legends of Chinese war warriors such as Liu Bei...
The Bahasa Malaysia translations amuse me though... If you are familiar with the comics, u will notice they put so many 'peribahasa' in it... Among them are "Kalau Tiada Rotan, Akar Pun Berguna" and "Kalau Tidak dipecahKan Ruyung, Manakan DapAT Sagunya"...


Now, eventhough I've reached to age of 21, my interest towards comic books still continues... I grew up with comic books and my current mind is filled with various pictures and colors that enlighten my imagination...

It makes me feel free...
Comic books are like my cigarettes...
I'm addicted to it...





I really admire all of the great artists who worked their ass out to create masterpieces such as Bleach, One Piece and Naruto...

I know many out there are considering comic books as worthless trash because they thought it is just for kids...

But if they know how much effort has been put into making just one of them, I 'm sure they would appreciate it more...

If u want to know about how serious the world of manga is, u can start reading the manga 'Bakuman' : here






:-)

lalala~




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